Greetings, ye Seekers of Sooth! The oracles bring us unfortunate news of a heretic biting at our heels. But we shall not be discouraged, for the misguided heretical soul produced a prophecy of such execrable quality that letting it stand would be a sacrilege against the will of the universe. But that is a matter for another day. Rejoice, for today we feast! It is a new recipe from another world!
Keeping it short, to compensate for the very long wait between chapters. Expect more soon, with unexpected help.